What I got (1) vs. What I ordered (2)

by Double_Preparation1

39 Comments

  1. DarkShadowZangoose

    what the hell even happened to that

    whoever did this should be *fired*

    edit: it appears that even the “original” image of what you ordered is fake — an AI generated image of something that isn’t even a Margherita

    it looks like you got super scammed, and all parties involved are guilty

  2. truthliesdead

    I wanted a Margherita pizza not a jizzerita pizza micheal

  3. kingpizza-STL

    Someone thrown up on your biscuit buddy.

    Guilty Alfredo gravy as evidence.

  4. artie_pdx

    I rarely bitch about food I order, even if it’s borderline. This, I would absolutely demand a refund and never order from there again.

    ***Fuck all of that.***

  5. No_Definition2246

    Well, if you even thought of buying what was shown on the second image, it is on you man … it looks disgusting and offensive in the ad image.

  6. ZippyDan

    This seems to be India.
    Their local versions of “pizza” are sometimes barely recognizable as European or American pizza.

    This is not just true of India but all of South and SouthEast Asia. Each country has their own local take on “pizza”.

  7. Ponce-Mansley

    The original image doesn’t even match the description immediately underneath it, probably AI too 

  8. Octopuscatarm

    Classic no beef all jizz. Deliciousioso 🤌🏻

  9. hepheastus_87

    They advertise a margherita, but show a pic of a completely different pizza

  10. hatecriminal

    Someone fucked that pizza and you at the same time.

  11. aDazzlingDove

    The pizza in the 2nd pic is not a margarita pizza.

  12. Spare-Plum

    The Ad pic looks AI generated. The meat is indescribable, the shadows are going in different directions, the metal thing at the top is kinda indescribable and is radiant. Throwing a bunch of random items around food is also a hallmark of AI generated images.

    Not to mention the toppings and cheese are absolutely nothing like a Margherita pizza. It just looks like you got scammed bud.

  13. magseven

    “Yeah I need a refund for this. Well it seems that the “Limp Biscuit” thing is a real phenomenon and your kitchen staff did it and somehow sent it to me. No, not the band. The term the band named itself after. Yeah, yeah that’s right. Cum everywhere. They came in your kitchen and came on my food. No, this wasn’t just one. This was at least a two man job. Probably three from the volume and viscosity.”

  14. Mickamehameha

    Even on the photo that’s not what a margherita is supposed to look like

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    I’d actually be impressed to get that… whatever cum sponge that is.

  16. DeadEnoughInsideOut

    What you got is a crime against humanity. What is advertised is a crime against margarita puzza

  17. DNorthman

    I thought the first pic was of a pastry and thought that doesn’t look so bad.

    Then I swiped to the next slide and was like WTF? THAT’S WHAT YOU ORDERED???

  18. LevelDosNPC

    Guilty. Sentenced to 5 years in maximum security and forced to register as a sex offender.

  19. 6feet12cm

    A margherita is just tomato sauce on top of the pie, with maybe a couple of basil leaves on top. That’s it.

  20. Looks like you got a profiterole when you ordered pizza, what the fucn

  21. Consistent_Ad3181

    I had to run into the street and scream after seeing this. Guilty, guilty as charged, go to pizza jail, do not pass go.

  22. Greymeade

    If you saw that picture and read that description and ordered the pizza then this is what you deserved lol

  23. Zilant_the_Bear

    The first image looks like an egg on an English muffin with some white gravy on it.

    The margherita pizza you ordered isn’t any marg I’m familiar with. A margherita is supposed to be Basil mozzarella tomato sauce and olive oil. Adding meats and peppers to it is a disqualifier. Sure it’s still a pizza but it’s no longer a margherita